chance a jeep
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
by chancedajeepandsurvived May 12, 2015
Get the chance a jeepmug. Usually an average looking guy with an average size dick. Chance usually attracts his victims with his fun go lucky personality.
by Personthatwantsaduck November 1, 2019
Get the Chancemug. by Fake person 100 November 13, 2023
Get the Chancemug. The most amazing person you will ever meet.Shes everything a boy could wish for. She has a ton of energy and is crazy around her friends. But she has a sincere, loving side as well. Shes sexy looks and fine body also attract the men. She has a great sense of humor and always makes other people laugh. A chance is a sweet, honest person that you should hold dearly forever.
by Jdjxjdbrnd November 22, 2021
Get the Chancemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025
Get the Any Bad Chance Done Exclusively For Generating Humans With Emotive Inertia <Emotion>mug. He is literally a god. The best at everything, love, sex, etc. He is very caring and kind, even though he can be mean at times.
by Badboggie06 March 7, 2024
Get the chance thompsonmug. Its Low chance but opposite.
When something has a big possibility to happen.
As if something that you don't or do want to happen has a lower chance then when something other.
When something has a big possibility to happen.
As if something that you don't or do want to happen has a lower chance then when something other.
by Awildpersonapears! April 24, 2023
Get the High chancemug.