mug books

that place parents go on the internet to check the current criminal status of their daughter's new boyfriend/background check

hilton mother "Make Paris find a new fuckfriend, this one's a criminal."
hilton father "My dick's in the dirt with this one, he wasn't in the mug books"

by bzurm June 18, 2012

fr on a mug

To emphasize the importance of something

Master: You're gay
Me: Fr on a mug yessir

by fr on a mug123 December 12, 2020

get the mug

getting the get the mug mug

cool bro: get the get the mug mug

by Frick dude! February 7, 2022

Jug Mugging

To whallop someone violently about the head with one's jugs.

She gave him one hell of a jug mugging. And it was good.

by Jamgirl75 February 26, 2010

Gaming Mug

Gaming Mugs are the definition of high end Gaming, if you don't have a Gaming Mug you aren't a true Gamer. Press F to pay respects to all the Gamers without Gaming Mugs.

Joe Bama: Micheale, where is my gaming mug?
Micheale Bama: I don't know.
Joe Bama: God damn it woman, get me my gaming mug.
Micheale Bama: I refuse.
Joe Bama: Come here girl imma beat yo ass.
Micheale Bama: I want a divorce.
Joe Bama: You can't get a divorce, this is amaraca.
Micheale Bama:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Big Chungus Gaming November 12, 2021

Mug Shot

1. A picture taken to identify a criminal
2. When a mug is shot with a bullet from a firearm

1. We just got done taking prisoner 35664's mug shot.
2. Woah! I got a mug shot!

by BLM_BangLocalMilfs February 17, 2022

Mug Runcher

See rug muncher .
One who switches positions when munching the rug.

John: Jenna, you're a Mug Runcher !
Jenna: Yes I am, Becki loves it and so do I.

by AndyPansy May 1, 2020