joe momma

joe momma plain n simple.

roe: joe momma so joe.
joe: ye.

by glockluv May 23, 2022

Momma Bear

A mother that is protective and cares about her kids and their friends

When Momma Bear speaks, she means business!

by I3Biscuit October 29, 2021

yo momma

a word for a bitch with a hairy vagina

yo momma looks like a horse

by kingrimii January 25, 2021

Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

Sugar Momma

A Sugar Momma is an informal term for a woman or Girlfriend, often but not always older and financially well-off, who provides financial support, gifts, or other material benefits

Man my Sugar Momma hooked me up with some nice Shit for all the hard work I put in

by Bugzy324 December 19, 2024

Ur momma truffle

If you thought "Ur granny tranny" was devastating? Now get ready for... "ur momma truffle, lol"!

Bobby: Ur gay lol.
Dave: No u.
Bobby: *dies*
Dave: And ur momma truffle.
Bobby: *Dubbledies*

by Boris The Lapdog March 23, 2018

Momma-birding

When an unexperienced friend is ripping the bong, so you rip it for them so all the smoke is ready for them to inhale without doing the work

Friend: I want to smoke but I don't know how to use a bong
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!

Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried

by Mike Moocher April 19, 2022