memory baiting

To masturbate to one's thoughts, especially when pornography is not available.

Shit! My phone died five minutes in, guess I'll just start memory baiting instead.

by Boofling November 11, 2019

Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

Lincoln Memorial

The act of rubbing a strippers clitoris on the main stage with a $5 bill for ummm safety reasons

Yo did you see Bush almost got kicked out of the strippy last night? He gave the girl on stage a Lincoln memorial and the bouncers were not too happy about it

by StripGuy May 28, 2019

memorial day rizz

EPIC rizz, centered around memorial day.

"yo, that dude pulls so many chicks!"
"yeah i know, he's got that memorial day rizz"

by eliselaurenabbott May 26, 2024

moist memories

Memories that are sexual in nature.

Usually used for masturbation.

I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.

by Dextarian August 16, 2016

stray memory

false memory created by strands / parts of old memories.

— hey remember that time i asked out natalie?
- - uhh that never happened?
— oh well. must’ve been a stray memory

by xy.k March 17, 2025

junkyard memory

The memory that you have in your brain, but still require you to revisit deeply — e.g. when you started high school in Japan on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991

You know those memories that need a little digging into? That’s a junkyard memory. Like when you started high school in Japan on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991—it’s there, but you have to sift through the layers to really recall it.

by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025