mayonaise

A codeword used for when you buddy is hooking up with an unattractive girl

As your boy is hooking up with a completely gross girl
::taps him on shoulder::
"Yo bro, lets hit up the deli, I'm getting a sandwich with extra mayonaise"

"Dude you put way too much mayo on that sandwich you ate for lunch

by Kevin Be. February 12, 2008

angry mayonnaise

When a black guy tries to act white

My black friend is always angry mayonnaise

by Thisguyfr February 3, 2018

Banana and Mayonnaise

Referring to a former badass Defensive Lineman from the Cleveland Browns.

Whatchu know about the Banana and Mayonnaise

by Stredball22 January 12, 2009

brokeback mayonnaise

1. One who regularly consumes brokeback mayonnaise
2. See also Dirty Eskimo and Gay -Ka-Bob

That NikG is such a Dirty Eskimo, and he sure loves that brokeback mayonnaise all over his face!

by Society for no more gay NikGs August 18, 2006

Mayonnaise

The inhabitants of County Mayo, Ireland.

The Mayonnaise are backward even by Irish standards.

by Rory the sheep October 1, 2009

mayonescent

A Portmanteau of the words mayonnaise and adolescent, also relates to the fact that teens love mayonnaise as a favorite condiment for foods, after ketchup of course. Just like how adults prefer mustard over mayo teens these days love mayonnaise, these days.

Person 1: Did you know that mayonnaise has the same number of letters as the word that describes a teenager?

Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?

Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.

Person 2: And your point is.............????????

Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......

Person 1 : What about mustard?

Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!

Person 1: Aight.

by Phaenixdrools August 23, 2007

Mayonnaise fingers

to describe a girl who gets so uncontrolably drunk and procedes to play with mayonnaise, hence mayonnaise fingers. usually blonde.

erghhhhhhh look at that shes definatly got mayonnaise fingers!

by rainbowsary February 11, 2010