by narwhalofdeath42 January 01, 2015
by kazoo and kasoo November 27, 2004
While people are having anal sex, someone ejaculates into someone's ass. Then, the person with jizz in their ass, farts onto someone's face, shooting the jizz out of their asshole onto someone's face, leaving them with the aroma of fart and the texture of jizz on their face.
When Brian, Eric, and Matt were having a three way during their rap group practice, Eric didnt want jizz in his ass. However, Brian jizzed in Eric's ass, so Eric in order to get revenge, pulled a Messy Matt on Brian and Matt, however Brian and Matt enjoyed it and didn't care.
by BPS is gay March 20, 2004
Getting Matt Hossed is when you take your own imaginary moral high ground and watch your career proceed to flush down the toilet.
by Jyshua August 24, 2017
by Lieutenantdan April 13, 2016
by DamagedGoodz January 22, 2015
the modern Renaissance Man; most notable for his godlike acting ability, the capability to make weapons out of any household object, and the power to rid the thirst of all African Children.
Deliver unto us Matt Damon, so that we may make it through this times of great peril and and ultimate judgement.
by theworldneedsmatt July 27, 2010