ligma

a joke or a disease, anyway both are bad

person one :"you drink this potion you get ligma"
person 2 : "whats ligma?"

by localwallmartbag February 7, 2022

ligma

ligma is a rare desese called bofa

person one- hey you ever been to a sokon convention

person-2 whats solkon

person-1 sokon deez nuts bitch

ligma big balls

by ligma vcarrier March 9, 2022

Ligma

A very rare medical condition, very fatal. The only known case was with world famous entrepreneur, Steve Jobs.

Him: Hey did you hear Steve Jobs died of Ligma?
Her: who the hell is Steve Jobs
Him: Ligma Balls

by Lee, Jodie April 18, 2022

Ligma

LIGMA BALLS

You have ligma!! What's ligma??? LIGMA BALLS!!!!!

by Hold my black balls July 21, 2020

Ligma

A phrase that is used by an individual who intends to set up another individual for a "ligma nuts" / "ligma balls" joke, similar to "deez nuts".

The most common made-up definition of "ligma" is a fake illness / disease.

Synonymous with "sugma", also commonly referring to a fake illness / disease.

Other meaningless terms including "sigma", "shrigma", "enigma", "figma", and "pragma" are used similarly to set up "-gma balls" jokes, but are intended to be contextually synonymous with "ligma" despite the nonsensical phrase.

me: yo the doctor called. i have ligma
Dave: ligma?
me: ligma balls

me: yo i got a new enigma
Sally: enigma?
me: enigma qballs
Sally: enigma qballs?
me: Electro-Harmonix Enigma: Q-Balls for Bass
Sally: what?
me: ligma balls

by deadavenger July 5, 2022

Ligma

When a fat man says Ligma run he’s trying to get you to lick his fat shitty ass hole so run and hide but don’t go near maccies

Fat cunt wanna Ligma

Man no everyone run I don’t want to lick his dirty ass hole

Fat man stomping around

by Pussy magnet 102 May 7, 2024

Ligma

That disease that took over the world in 2020-2022

Back in 2020:
Person a:during the ligma pandemic, I have to stay home and be bored
Person b:f*** ligma, I’m going to throw a party

by HandsomeDragon8 September 5, 2022