Jared

Queer/Homo/Tranny/Fag/Gender Fluid
Usually on some old dirt back road getting sucked off by a dude named T-Jizzle.

Careful around that guy, hes a jared, might try to suck you off

by anonymous April 17, 2023

Jared

Having the name Jared is basically having reached the end you are the best you have achieved everything if your name is Jared by the time you have completed life you will have made boris Johnson shut the fuck up you would have made infinate funny season of modern family you have in vented the infinate money machine you have defeated all these 9 year old internet clown who have supported jake Paul and Bryce hall and most importantly you have taken everyones girl on earth

Oh another Jared just stole my ting well he’s Jared he is a sexy beast it is natural

by Best defffonitions July 31, 2021

Jared

a crippled moron

Hey look at that T-Rex, I bet it's name is Jared.

by Chicken50Nuggs October 7, 2017

Jared

A fellow Persian who is silky smooth.

He sure seems like a Jared.

by Suzy Slow Stitch January 14, 2021

Jared

One who continually wife’s up 3s

Damn what does a jared and steph curry have in commone? They consistently nail 3s

by Ray furgason May 20, 2019

Jared

fucking sucks

Jared fucking sucks

by nngls November 23, 2021

Hurricane Jared

After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.

Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.

by anonymous December 30, 2023