Gandolf the Grey

While getting a blow job from a girl you smoke a blunt. Make the girl take a hit of the weed suck your dick, she then exhales a smoke ring around you dick, and while she is doing that you cum on her chin.

I was smoking a blunt while getting dome earlier and i gave that bitch a Gandolf the Grey.

Yo lets pay a hooker ten buck for a Gandolf the Grey.

by KindaSuperJoe April 29, 2009

gandalf

a terrible and or unfunny joke/sarcastic comment or supposedly funny statement
used as a verb or adjective.
people considered gandalf are often rejected from friendship groups etc

person 1: why was the chicken so happy?
person 2: why?
person 1: because everything was eggcelent!
person 2: thats a gandalf (or just plain 'gandalf')

person 1: god that guy is such a gandalf
person 2: ikr

by vrysrslysrs September 25, 2010

gandolf

to take a guess, or to say i think.

im going to take a gandolf on this one and say yes your dad is gay.

by Louie G. March 24, 2007

gandalf

a gent with long grey pubic hair

you gandalf cunt and grey pubed mother fucker

by THE PAMSTER May 21, 2007

Gandalf's beard

n. see wizard's beard

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Gandalf

Something which kicks your (fucking) face off. Amazing.

"Did the DJ kick your (fucking) face off?"
"Yes, he was fucking Gandalf!!"

by Sigmund Freud November 3, 2004

Apocrine Sweat Glands

Its basically you not showering for a long time, take a shower you dirty lil piss.

P.S Women mostly have this.

Ugh, Shes so Apocrine Sweat Glands!
I walked past him and he smelled Apocrine Sweat Glands!

by EEEEEERRRRREEEERRR January 2, 2022