Fred

A larger than life ego, who lives an extravagant life, always the life of the party and loves splashing the cash. However this persona is simply a ploy to cover up the fact they have a TINY FLACCID PENIS! This is usually just a couple of Inch’s, growing to around 4 when fully erect!

Look at that obnoxious guy at the bar, i bet he’s a ‘Fred’!

by Fred Tett June 07, 2020

fred

a guy that like a girl called keisha

hey fred do u like keisha

maybe not

by asher chiam May 17, 2020

Fred

Fred is a name for very sexy, intelligent, rich and nice guys. the name is very common in rich families. Poor families usualy have the name Erik

Hi Fred how much money did you make yesterday.

Hi, i made about 9 milion dollars

by FredYEEEEEEEEEEEEET December 22, 2019

Fred

Fred is a name for very sexy,rich and nice people. many kings used to have tha name fred

Hi Fred, how much money did you make yesterday
Fred: Alot

by FredYEEEEEEEEEEEEET December 22, 2019

Fred

He is a moaning freak, hope you don’t sit beside him you’ll lose your mind in the process.

“Hey, who are you sitting next too for this year?”
“It’s Fred”
“Well you’ll need a pair of ear plugs”

by Zarafa November 22, 2021

Fred

An elusive, large breed of dong known to scare / sexually confuse Mick's all around the world.

It's said that Fred displays a large ring through his helmet as a method of intimidating his potential partners, and weeding out those who do not possess the courage to take him on or ride him into battle.

Mick sure can't take a Fred.

by DixxOnLine November 21, 2020

Fred

The name of one of the twins in the Weasley family from Harry Potter. Fred is part of the comedic duo between him and his brother George Weasley. Fred was sadly killed in The Battle of Hogwarts in the seventh book/movie

" It was quite sad when Fred died"
"Yeah Fred and his brother were so funny together"

by Hufflepuff potato June 27, 2019