fastpost

When two members of an internet forum post the same or very similiar responses to a thread at the same time. The poster whose response appears first is the fasposter, and the poster whose response appears second has been fastposted.

{Original Poster @ 2:15pm posts} GWB is a great prez.
{You @ 2:22pm post} GFY
{Other member @ 2:22pm posts} Go F*ck yourself!!

You have fastposted this member.

by BillyTheKid September 19, 2008

Fast Food Orgasm

The instantaneous feeling of fulfillment, satisfaction, and pleasure when you take a medium sized bite out of that Whopper.

Dude! You should have seen Kathy! She was totally having fast food orgasms in the car!

by TheFastfoodbingeeater August 6, 2010

sponge in the holy water real fast

when you are at a wake and are about to cry then you find a sponge in the holy water and you start laughing real fast

When my aunt arlene died i pulled a sponge in the holy water real fast

by j-rob mad fresh June 22, 2010

Fast and the Furious

The Holy Grail of rice-boy movies (you know, the loud, obnoxious kids with slow cars). Explains many mysteries and fads of the current import car scene. Proves that form over function is the true defenition of import racing and that one don't have to go fast to win a race. Promotes the use of obscure facts (read: HP/L is more important than HP or lb/ft). Also, a great insult for a wannabe stunt double for said movie. It's nitrous, morons.

Man I just watched The Fast and the Furious! Now I gotta get an APC wing, fart cannon muffler, LED washer nozzles and some phat stickers if I'm gonna beat those dumbestic white boys! AZN POWAH.

by ^Xeno August 3, 2003

bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

by anal passage July 19, 2006

Fastball

A very nice band that formed in Austin, Texas in the 1990s.

"Dude, did you hear that song by Fastball, "The Way?" it's amazing!"

by Pat the Rat February 24, 2009

fastiva

A Ford Festiva sub-compact car that has been modified for fast acceleration, usually due to an engine swap.

Type in Search Engine:

Sport Compact Car Project Festiva

It is in popular use in the import car culture.

by Rich Norman October 20, 2004