Duke of Wales

A shit of epic proportions. A whale sized dookie.

I just had a meeting with the Duke of Wales, don't go in the bathroom

by Thumpdon July 21, 2016

Colossal Dukee

A giant wet/fat shit the size of rome. This shit is commonly found in the rare "ugly ass mfing monkey" species called the Abbondandolo Monkey Tribe.

I took a colossal dukee the size of rome.

by Abbondandolo Monkey Tribussy April 14, 2022

nuke and duke

The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.

It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave

by Pistofficeguy May 18, 2016

Knar Dukes

A scrotum covered in fecal matter

Damn, I got knar dukes after that swamp ass fart.

Yo bitch, suck on my fuckin' knar dukes!

by B Webz May 16, 2008

Duke of Wales

A shit of epic proportions. A whale sized dookie.

I just had a meeting with the Duke of Wales, don't go in the bathroom

by Thumpdon July 21, 2016

Sweat Duke

1) A term generally utilized in the Southern United States describing the act of defecation in a hot, air-condition free, and generally uncomfortable facility whereas the act of defecating (or taking a duke) instantaneously produces a sheen of sweat making the wiping of one's posterior a slippery, sweaty and colossally unnerving undertaking; 2) Any uncomfortable situation producing the psychological effect of actually having to perform the aforementioned duking; 3) A general colloquialism amongst close friends where a need to duke immediately and violently becomes apparent and must be vocalized in explication of a speedy egress from the group; 4) A verbal recognition of affirmation to a close friend for having to complete a reprehensible and unpleasant task.

Sorry I was late, I had to hit the outhouse for a mighty Sweat Duke before I came to the BBQ.

Having to tell that woman I ran over her chincilla with the brush-hog was a real Sweat Duke.

Ah, Man! Gotta go -Sweat Duke time! <--*in response* Poor Billy, I hope he is okay...Be strong soldier. Be strong.

by silverback487 November 23, 2011

allie duke

allie is very pretty and has beautiful huge eyes that i love i wish i had her body and she likes boys from texas that play baseball but she has a lot of friends and is super funny and never fake to u she doesn’t have boyfriends she only has hoes but she cute or whateva

u see allie duke ? i’d smash

by apahcn August 28, 2019