Drinkslexia

"Medical" condition where you can't see the difference between "1 drink" and "5 drinks and 2 shooters". You saw yourself going out for one drink but in reality, you drank and partied all night.

Friend: Dude... You are so drunk!
Me: But I only had 1 drink.
Friend: Maybe you have drinkslexia? Want a tequila?
Me: No thanks. (Proceeds to have 6 tequilas)

by Choddho March 24, 2023

Doink

When somebody is being a doink, it is usually because they are fat, stupid, or ugly. These people are usually named Angus. They act very weird and are very attention-seeking. You do NOT want to be a Doink!!

Angus is so fat and ugly... hes such a doink.

by Sldjenney April 14, 2023

Doink head

Retard ass sped

That dude is a doink head he so stupid

by Blassinn May 1, 2023

doink

1. old pbs kids 2. hitting someone in the balls

1. chalalala doink! pbs kids 2. i doinked blanca from animal crossing

by imcool56060560557757 June 8, 2023

Doink a joint

Smoking a joint

I had a hard day so I need to doink a joint

by Brewsa78 June 30, 2023

doinky

short for ridoinkulous, which in itself is slang for ridiculous

look at that doinky dork lad

by anonymous July 2, 2023

doink

a very silly noise or person

“Hey, Riley!“

“Hey Doinking Doinker McDoinkerson Doink Doodle!“

by Babacehese July 11, 2023