Chinese Junk

Any China made product that breaks easily or is cheaply made.

Kids toys, unworking TV's, broken electronics, Malfunctioning Cars

"My TV blew up three weeks after we bought it. What a piece of chinese junk!"

by Mouthy Mommy March 14, 2010

chinese groundhog

When you are having anal sex and stop and poop in the other persons butt.

Only really sick people perform the chinese groundhog

by messy potatoes June 1, 2010

Chinese Skip

(V.) Meaning to skip ahead in the line, then go behind the person that let you skip.

Person 1: Hey man, I'm late to lunch can I Chinese skip you?

Person 2: Yeah, sure. Just remember to get behind me. :O

by Buddy Weiser March 28, 2011

chinese rocket

When you pee in your lover's eye then shuve your feces up her butt

She was so freaky that she asked me for a Chinese rocket

by Slothssssss April 14, 2017

chinese haircut

A rubbing of your nuckles on someone's head in a painful manner

Ah damn Garrett just gave me a Chinese haircut

by Hannajr April 17, 2017

chinese water dragon

Fish poop.. like the long stringy shit.. but it comes out of your dick after a long night of anal sex.

My boyfriend was really dehydrated and it gave me bad chinese water dragon

by Fuckingright November 19, 2018

Sweet Chinese Doughnut

Tenderly sodomizing a man with Chinese food with a doughnut located on your dick.

Doug: "So, what did you think of that Sweet Chinese Doughnut?"

Larry: "It made me feel special.....on the inside."

by me&myroommate November 8, 2010