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Cart Cucked

When you have an item in your online cart and many people try to buy the item, so what was in your cart is now gone due to someone else buying the item.
Person 1- Yeah I was really close to buying the Fallout 4 Collectors Edition this weekend.
Person 2- Well what happened?
Person 1- Gamestop fucking Cart Cucked me!
by YungDishwasher February 5, 2018
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platonic cuck

To be overshadowed by your best-friend's other friends in friend-level.
"anyways, do you know that feeling when your best friend has better best friends, so you have that feeling of perpetual loneliness even though you have plenty of people to talk to?"
"You're such a platonic cuck."
by n3wooln3wool April 11, 2017
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cuck of the bool

When a brotha tryin' get fucked but he can't cause he gettin' straight cucked.
John - "Ayy man you smoke any tonight?"
Bill - "nah man, parents were home."
John - "Damn brotha you got stuck, in da cuck of the bool."
by Bad mother cucker July 23, 2017
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Shadow Cuck

This is when your female is thinking about the likes of your neighbor Dave or Gerald whilst in the midst of the lovemaking act. Looking in your females eyes and knowing you’re being shadow cucked can lead to instantaneous orgasm.
Greg couldn’t come over and cuck me last night... fortunately Linda was wishing for him and shadow cucked me so I could get mine.
by Shadow cuck May 21, 2019
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Cummings Cuck

A 46 year old burly man who identifies as a 5th year apprentice. He does not like to be watched, he only likes to watch.

**Caution do not mistake this cuck for a kook.**
Hey Jack! What ever happened to Mr. Snuffleupagus? He was a real Cummings Cuck!
by ah94 March 8, 2023
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conditioner cuck

A person (usually a guy) who only has one thing on his mind: conditioner
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.
José: Watch out, here he comes.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.
by Pollo👍 December 19, 2021
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Cuck trap

A thread or comment that, intentionally or not, causes uproar and angry responses. Similar to bait.
Guy 1: Holy fuck look at this Reddit thread, everyone is posting angry comments. Guy 2: I saw it earlier, that whole thing is just a cuck trap.
by BillBobbo69 May 21, 2018
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