"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smokemug. -Shit dude I forgot my smokes!
-Its alright man I got loose tobac.
-Another redneck cigarette, what is this? A trailer park?
-Its alright man I got loose tobac.
-Another redneck cigarette, what is this? A trailer park?
by NutJoicer November 6, 2020
Get the Redneck cigarettemug. When atleast 20 cigarettes (or butts) are held together in a pop can with the top and bottom cut out and smoked at the same time.
MAN, I SMOKED A PARTY CIGARETTE AT THE KIM MITCHELL CONCERT LAST NIGHT AND PASSED OUT FROM NICOTINE OVERDOSE, MAN!
by Flip Gunderson September 24, 2010
Get the Party Cigarettemug.