Money Bear

A large gay sugar daddy, who also has a great deal of body hair.

Dude, how are you gonna pay for that? Don't worry, my Money Bear has me covered.

by UncleHotDog July 17, 2020

Drowning Bear

A large hairy, man that perspires heavily.

I hate hugging drowning bears, they feel so warm and moist.

by Granpabear March 8, 2009

Tucker Beared

To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.

He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.

by Plaid-man November 17, 2009

squirty bears

Diarrhea

Joseph ate at Olive Garden and then had the squirty bears super bad.

by John Barleycorn September 26, 2008

the staring bear

When a hairy man is going at it with a girl, and she prematurely runs away, and he finishes while staring his male best friend in the face.

Man, I gave Jj the staring bear last night!

by starrrfire January 6, 2012

Fyogi Bear

Fyogi Bear is Yogi Bears retarded cousin. He likes pancakes and cookies with chocolate milk.

Fyogi Bear: I want some panckaes!!! DOH
Yogi Bear: shut up Fyogi!!!
Fyogi Bear: awwww

by DeadRabbit October 22, 2013

Cinnamon Bear

Large Ginger Man that likes to drink Fireball Whiskey.

Cinnamon Bear went from zero to hammered... only took half gallon of Fireball this time.

by Palv January 15, 2015