a communist bear only found on really snowy days. You cannot say his name in vain, or you will get a red dot on your head and die slowly without realizing it. This is the only definition to exist, because creamy bear has eliminated all others who know about him.
by scaredforourlife February 19, 2019
Get the Creamy Bearmug. by DeadRabbit October 22, 2013
Get the Fyogi Bearmug. A word to describe ones type. A male who enjoys camping in the woods, with a curly medium legnth beard and "larger" body build.
by cabin bear March 31, 2020
Get the Cabin Bearmug. a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).
John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.
Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.
Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?
John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!
***smokes weed***
Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?
Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!
John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!
Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.
Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?
John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!
***smokes weed***
Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?
Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!
John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!
by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009
Get the Breakfast Bearmug. by Palv January 15, 2015
Get the Cinnamon Bearmug. by #so_funny_yea_nvm January 3, 2023
Get the pookie bearmug. To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.
He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.
by Plaid-man November 17, 2009
Get the Tucker Bearedmug.