Bathroom Hopper

A person who vapes through out the day in a public school going from bathroom to bathroom.

Hey man that Dawson kid such a bathroom hopper. Yeah that’s like his second time in that bathroom in the last 3 periods.

by Fneofjtnejdjntnr March 13, 2021

Bathroom Homing Pigeon

The ability to find a clean bathroom no matter what part of the city you are in.

I really have to go poop but we’re on the east side... just have George find you a good spot , he’s like a bathroom homing pigeon.

by 367 September 29, 2018

Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.

"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.

by Cheefroach June 30, 2025

Broken Lock in the Bathroom

The lock on the stall door of a bathroom in a public place is broken of gone

There is a broken lock in the bathroom
Someone walked in on me using the bathroom because of the broken lock in the bathroom

by [Stupid Person] May 4, 2018

bathroom bacon

Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.

I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon

by ushisan May 27, 2023

Bathroom Jerker

1.) Noun: Someone who jerks in a public bathroom (specifically a school bathroom) and will try to initiate a public gooning session with anyone who is within a 10-foot radius. (These people will tend to wear slides or black airforces so be aware!)

1.) Hey man, some bathroom jerker at school tried to goon with me.

by Neo T. April 19, 2024

Bathroom jerker

Is a person that loves to jerk off in a school or public bathroom

I saw a bathroom jerker in the bathroom.

I hate bathroom jerkers.

I love being a bathroom jerker.

by Bathroom jerker March 15, 2024