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Ashley

Ashley is typically very fat and funky. She loves horses and secretly fucks them when no one is looking. Hence the loose, flappy and fishy vagina.
Person 1: what’s that smell?
Person 2: oh god, here comes Ashley....
by Consentisamyth101 October 1, 2019
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Ashley

The biggest crack head, loser , lying twisted bitch you will ever meet
Ashley is a crank head
by Donkey1999 May 7, 2018
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Ashley

Ashley is a cute, sweet, short, petite girl. She is a natural brunette, but dyes her hair blonde so often that you would never know. She thicker than a bowl of oatmeal but you cant see it under her scrubs. Ashley the kinda girl to have a giant dick but she not gonna show it though. She'll be giving you an "examination" and then whip it out and start really giving you back pains if you know what I mean. Still would smash though.
Guy 1: "Dude my ass hurts"
Guy 2:"Damn bro, why? O_O"
Guy1: "Cuz I spent the night with my girl, bro. :l"
Guy2:"What"
Guy2:"Oh! I forgot she's an Ashley bro!"
Guy1:"No bro, she's a Gemini."
by xXPussyPounder69AnalSmasherXx September 7, 2019
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Ashley

Also known at Jack. Ashley is a jerk that just stabs everyone they meet in the back. They are such a traitor and you can’t trust them. Don’t be a Ashley aka Jack. Just don’t
Person 1: omg it’s Ashley why did I ever trust them?
Person 2: yeah Ashley is a cunt
by Yeetboiscreee February 18, 2019
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Ashley

One of the most loving, caring, and most beautiful people ever. If u have one in ur life, hold them close. (They are also great kissers)
Hey, Ashley!
How are you Ashley?
by Persinpersonsamething December 27, 2019
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Ashley

ashley is a girls name. Ashley, are you running around
Are you crying out bloody in murder?
Ashley, are you bumming around?
You're crying on my cold shoulder
You used to dangle my heart with your puppet strings
You dangled your desires right in front of my face
You led me to the well but wouldn't let me drink
Swallowing my pride and I never even got the taste
But time comes around and I'm not so naïve
I've finally lost touch 'cause you're so out of reach
You say that you're fine, but I know that you ain't
You're looking like hell, and you're no fucking saint
Ashley, are you running around
Are you crying out bloody in murder?
Ashley, are you bumming around?
You're crying on my cold shoulder
GREEN DAY SING ABOUT ASHLEY
by KOSTASHIMSELF June 10, 2022
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Ashley

One with a massive cock and is the thiccest of niggas you will ever see. One that is better than a toby sproates at basketball because he has a massive cock.
Damn, that guy is a real ashley (has massive cock)
by boris thicc November 10, 2020
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