= COVID-19 AKA Zombie Virus
How to tell if you have been Zombified?
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
1. Sudden Urge To Travel
2. Brain Fog
3. Hallucinations
4. Delirium
5. Paranoia
6. Rapid Decay of Internal Organs
7. Rapid Decay of Lung Membrane (Pleurisy)
8. Mass Hair Loss
9. Insomnia
10. Died but came back to life (no miracle hun, you a zombie now)
11. Super Woke
12. Looking for brains (does any decision makers have any? and judging them)
13. Thinks no need for masks anymore
14. Craves going out and YOLO
15. Intentionally trying to zombify others
16. You're in ATTACK mode
17. Mumbling "Brains"
18. Dressing like a bum at home (ripped ragged clothing for bonus points)
19. ODing on Vitamin D pills
20. You feel like you are in a dream and 2020 has gone horribly wrong.
Jokes aside, seriously are you a zombie? :o
How to tell if you have been Zombified?
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
1. Sudden Urge To Travel
2. Brain Fog
3. Hallucinations
4. Delirium
5. Paranoia
6. Rapid Decay of Internal Organs
7. Rapid Decay of Lung Membrane (Pleurisy)
8. Mass Hair Loss
9. Insomnia
10. Died but came back to life (no miracle hun, you a zombie now)
11. Super Woke
12. Looking for brains (does any decision makers have any? and judging them)
13. Thinks no need for masks anymore
14. Craves going out and YOLO
15. Intentionally trying to zombify others
16. You're in ATTACK mode
17. Mumbling "Brains"
18. Dressing like a bum at home (ripped ragged clothing for bonus points)
19. ODing on Vitamin D pills
20. You feel like you are in a dream and 2020 has gone horribly wrong.
Jokes aside, seriously are you a zombie? :o
"I felt like i was dying but I'm still alive, is this really the zombie apocalypse 2020? Am I a Zombie now? Suddenly I want to fly around the world! " - Zombie
by ZombieSlimShady2828 November 24, 2020
Get the Zombie Apocalypse 2020mug. by Letsdateforever November 8, 2020
Get the November 9 2020mug. Yes, I know, it is New Years, but also Push Someone that has a name starting with a F Into a Freezing Pool. :)
You: Let’s go outside and see fireworks.
Friend with an F: Okay, to the pool
You: Pushes in pool
Friend: ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU CLOD OMG IN SO MAD ERR ITS FREEZING
You: It’s January 1st, 2020... so why not..
Friend:.. What does that have to do?
You: It’s Push your friend that’s name starts with an F into a freezing pool..
Friend: im changing my name
Friend with an F: Okay, to the pool
You: Pushes in pool
Friend: ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU CLOD OMG IN SO MAD ERR ITS FREEZING
You: It’s January 1st, 2020... so why not..
Friend:.. What does that have to do?
You: It’s Push your friend that’s name starts with an F into a freezing pool..
Friend: im changing my name
by stevenuniverse621 November 15, 2019
Get the January 1st, 2020mug. by Thecoronavirus,justdoingmyjob. March 8, 2021
Get the Class of 2020mug. Friend: *Checks calendar* Hey its finally November 3, 2020 what do you think will happen today?
Me: The same thing that happened in 2016 dont worry about it
Me: The same thing that happened in 2016 dont worry about it
by randomuser930 September 29, 2020
Get the November 3, 2020mug. A very sad person with nothing better to do than write multiple definitions for various political figures for whom they worship as Gods.
A bootlicker whos heroes are corrupt politicians rather than someone who has actually done something productive.
A bootlicker whos heroes are corrupt politicians rather than someone who has actually done something productive.
Damn that guy talks about nothing other than AOCs feet!
Yo that reminds me of American Patriot 2020. Whatta weird little bitch.
Yo that reminds me of American Patriot 2020. Whatta weird little bitch.
by Just a Humble Peon January 12, 2021
Get the American Patriot 2020mug. by repunation1989 December 29, 2020
Get the 2020 Grammy Album Of The Yearmug.