by midnight_memories2536 April 9, 2021
Get the twat who thinks they own everythingmug. It's like an everything shower except it's not just every temperature but also every form of matter including plasma
Drew: Hey man where are you at it's been like 30 minutes
Tristan: Don't talk to me man I'm having an Everything Shit
Drew: I'll pray for you, Godspeed
Tristan: Don't talk to me man I'm having an Everything Shit
Drew: I'll pray for you, Godspeed
by KuntKrusher69 September 19, 2024
Get the Everything Shitmug. the best way to pretend you’re working in class but instead you’re looking up what 40 year olds think slang is (cuss words included(
Me: hey look I found Destroy Dick December on dictionary.com
Friend: how’d you do that we’re on the school’s computer
Me: I’m on dictionary.com everything after z where all the cool things are
Friend: woah big brain
Friend: how’d you do that we’re on the school’s computer
Me: I’m on dictionary.com everything after z where all the cool things are
Friend: woah big brain
by epic senpai November 12, 2019
Get the dictionary.com everything after zmug. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
by Yes’m Massa August 28, 2021
Get the But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.mug. The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
by Guydelastep February 26, 2024
Get the With a bit of spit it, everything will fitmug. by Dorkle3567 November 7, 2018
Get the The everything doctormug. Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!
A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019
Get the Jake my everything and my babymug.