National Trip Tall People Day

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller

Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day

by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021

National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.

National Show Me Your Titty - National Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.

by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020

National booty pic day 2

It’s the second booty pic day

Can I get a booty pic
No sorry
No I’m sorry it’s national booty pic day 2

by anonymous November 17, 2020

National Kidnap your crush day

kidnap your crush

Amy:Hi I have a crush on you i will kidnap you
Max:What
Amy: i will kidnap you cos its national kidnap your crush day

by L0llip0p June 23, 2021

National Disobey Your Parents Day

This national day is October 26th. Its an entire day made for disobeying your parents.

(Please dont do anything too extreme though.)

ARE YOU HYPED FOR National Disobey Your Parents Day

by PrinzMarbll October 2, 2020

National Fuck Your Crush Day

Fuck Your Crush on January 30th

Adam: Imma Bang Jessica
Jay: Actually?
Adam: Yeah! Didn't you hear it National Fuck Your Crush Day Tommorow
Jay: Imma bang lana then.

by p7sssta1n March 26, 2021

national send a d pic day

June 25 national send a dick pic day. send a dick pic to anyone who sends you this

it’s june 25th yk what that means national send a d pic day

by bobbathy ross June 25, 2021