slap head

a slap head is an idiot and when you see them you want to slap your head

ay bruve look at that slap head over there mate asking for that girls bb pin

by daber69420noscopeligma April 28, 2020

COVID Head

COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.

Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.

by Ballzmahoney749 May 2, 2020

Zoom Head

When you're on a Zoom meeting, and your girl gives you head.

"Hey bro did you understand the biology lecture yesterday?"
"Nah, I was too distracted getting some Zoom Head."
"Nice."

by Nosbig May 3, 2020

Brisket head

Lola bradley gladwell- can be an idiot and fairly stupid at times but normally a all round nice person. Usually has brown / black hair either hazel / black eyes.

Your a brisket head fam, chill cuz you brisket. Your a waste man you brisket

by Deans a ginger brisket May 5, 2020

mid head

When she only sucks half the dick.

Bro, I was so upset when she only gave me mid head.

by Mid Head June 16, 2020

Goat Head

Sneakily getting another person to see, view, or glance at your testicles in order to gain the right of punching them in the shoulder as hard as possible.

You got goat headed! *Punches victim in shoulder*

by Breezylee October 22, 2020

Crack Head

A dumbass who is exited and energetic on Monday mornings, only explanation; he's on crack. Yet despite this he has the hair of a god.

Hey, my friend over there is a real crack Head, despite our test today.

by Bitchjuk June 20, 2017