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Get the cum in my coochie catmug. When one gets home from school and thinks about doing homework for math class, then goes to look up what does Calculus really mean on the internet, but then he remembers that extremely hot chick in class with the cheerleader outfit, that was giving him the I wanna fuck stare, while pulling up her skirt a little to reveal her perfect gams, and then he gets severely distracted by the gigundous amount of porn there is on the nets, and decides instead to spend the rest of the evening shooting a load off. Then after shooting off waterfalls of cum, passes out and completely forgets he even had any homework at all.
In other words it means fulfilling your inner animal need to release sperm, or thinking with your dick, instead of using your intellect to figure out things like math, in the thinking fucking part of the brain.
In other words it means fulfilling your inner animal need to release sperm, or thinking with your dick, instead of using your intellect to figure out things like math, in the thinking fucking part of the brain.
Math Teacher: "Ok everyone, turn in your homework, oh guess what we have a surprise test today!"
McFly: "Aw shit I spent the night looking at porn and beating off, cause Mary Jane Rottencrotch keeps giving me the fuck me eyes in her cheerleading uniform."
Biff: "Oh man well you're fucked. I guess you forgot to do MY homework too, man quit jerking off McFly."
Mary Jane Rottencrotch:"Were you thinking of me when you were spanking?"
McFly:"Dammit quit being so hot. Why can't I just do my homework instead of slapping the salami all the time?"
Math Teacher: "That's because you are young, dumb and full of cum."
McFly: "Aw shit I spent the night looking at porn and beating off, cause Mary Jane Rottencrotch keeps giving me the fuck me eyes in her cheerleading uniform."
Biff: "Oh man well you're fucked. I guess you forgot to do MY homework too, man quit jerking off McFly."
Mary Jane Rottencrotch:"Were you thinking of me when you were spanking?"
McFly:"Dammit quit being so hot. Why can't I just do my homework instead of slapping the salami all the time?"
Math Teacher: "That's because you are young, dumb and full of cum."
by CrotchFinger September 5, 2016
Get the young, dumb and full of cummug. A New York Yankee hating Red Sox fan who eats so much cock the he/she regularly burps male ejaculate.
Text Usage:
Joe D: "Have you heard of this Paul K. Guy."
The Mick: "Yeah. He's some chowderhead Red Sox Cum Burper who has to get on the Internet to spout off about the Yankees in an attempt to raise his self-esteem a mere 5 days after the Yankees swept his sorry ass Red Sox."
Joe D: "Oh yeah. That guy. He should be worried about his own team being 3 1/2 games out of the wild card spot at the midway point."
The Mick: "Fo' Sheezy, Joe"
The Babe: "I used to live in Boston. What a shit hole. Reminds me of where God would go if he had to take a shit. I'm glad they sold me."
Joe D: "Have you heard of this Paul K. Guy."
The Mick: "Yeah. He's some chowderhead Red Sox Cum Burper who has to get on the Internet to spout off about the Yankees in an attempt to raise his self-esteem a mere 5 days after the Yankees swept his sorry ass Red Sox."
Joe D: "Oh yeah. That guy. He should be worried about his own team being 3 1/2 games out of the wild card spot at the midway point."
The Mick: "Fo' Sheezy, Joe"
The Babe: "I used to live in Boston. What a shit hole. Reminds me of where God would go if he had to take a shit. I'm glad they sold me."
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