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Green Ass Nigga

A bitch ass nigga, quite literally the polar opposite of a real nigga. Somebody who be sour for no reason at all. A nigga who be all up in yo business hatin like a whole bitch 😂
Usually, but not always: overweight, over 40, and still live in they mama house collecting food stamps.
Person 1: Yo I heard Georgie been talkin mad shit bout you ona gram the other day
Person 2: Yeah he a green ass nigga forsho
by Skebob August 19, 2025
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green grum

That intangible “it” factor of something that is sweet for the soul
That guy moves with some sort of green grum. He’s more than smooth!
by CumPiler May 26, 2024
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Green Chip

A Die-Hard well groomed, and well dressed Banker/Broker/Trader/Investor/Wall Street Executive etc. who is also an extremely sexy, unbelievably smart, and exceptionally talented Golfer. He expands the economy, and moves the country forward by conducting MASSIVE AMOUNTS of business deals at his swanky country club either on the Course chipping for eagles, or at the Clubhouse with fine dining. He can, and he will marry the hottest chick around, and have endless threesomes as well as foursomes with her, and will grow old all-together happily ever after until the end of time.
Typical Banker: WOW!!! Look at that Brian go!!! He's bogey free for the entire day, and how about that sweet deal to offer $0 commissions to average Investors on Stocks, Stock Options, and ETFs, just so my brokers can get twice as much cash via increased cash deposits!!! YOU GO BIG BRI!!!

Brian: HA!!! YEAH!!!! And Alex the Shankapottamus just got served BIG TIME!!!

60% of females in this world: OMG!!! Brian that Green Chip guy is SOOOOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEEE!!!!! He's everything I ever wanted in a man!!! A Ganker/Bolfer!!!! We're definitely gonna take him home with us!!! Are you girls getting hot, and steamy yet for an incredible Orgy???
by B-Vee in Stocks January 11, 2020
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my green

Someone that feels like home.
who's 'my green'?
by her; February 18, 2022
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Green Dry Grass

A Street Term I Made Up For Marijuana
Dude Go Get Us Some Green Dry Grass I Wanna Get High
by this girl on tonya 98 March 25, 2010
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green vine

by eccel December 17, 2017
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Green Bay High School

A school where you can look at kids pissing without consequences.
"fuck, fuck, fuck my kid goes to Green Bay High School. Her poor holes"
by sufficiently funny July 18, 2023
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