Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

November 2

Ask your crush for a kiss on the cheek and she can’t say no.

Hey can I have a kiss on the cheek because it’s November 2

by Bigdaddykqy122 November 2, 2021

November 2

November 2 is national bully your short friend day :)

Friend: Oh look, November 2

Short friend: No please

by Your dad the one you never had November 2, 2021

November 2

National give a dick a smooch day

Hey it’s November 2

by Greenbean_06 November 2, 2021

November 2

National “Your tallest friend get to smack you” day

You: Wow what a lovely November 2nd.

Tallest Friend: *Approaches Ominously*

by Loganrdp222 November 2, 2021

November 2

National jump off a roof day

Boy 1: Did you just see that kid just jump off his roof

Boy 2: Don’t worry it’s November 2

by vVIOL2T November 2, 2021

November 2

Push your friend Jannel down the stairs day. Or punch a david in the arm day.

It's the day we get to hurt our friends and get away with it. :)

hey Jannel you know what day it is
Jannel: November 2? holy shit

whole class: hi david
david: fuck

by UnClEbOb12345 November 2, 2021