banana king

the idiot that eats the banana

dude we went to the banana show.. DAMONS THE NEW BANANA KING!!!!!

by thatguyroach April 18, 2010

Kosamba King

A mythical being from the legendary town of Kosamba, where chhapris roam free and the WiFi still runs on goodwill. The Kosamba King is a rare breed—a brute with the face of a genetically confused mouse-monkey hybrid, yet somehow, against all odds, a coding god. He fled the rural trenches to Bangalore, where he stacks more rupees than the entire GDP of Kosamba, yet his heart (and playlist) remain stuck in the gully rap era.

Despite looking like an AI-generated gangster rat, he is revered as the wealthiest and most successful export of Kosamba. His mere existence is proof that even the most chhapri soil can produce a billionaire in the making.

Bro, he just pulled up in a BMW wearing knockoff Jordans and blasting Indian mawali rap—absolute Kosamba King behavior.

by king_nik March 20, 2025

Yes King

To say yes to your big black king

Tell me this is the best you ever f*ck
Yes king

by Jateit January 28, 2024

King Teo

King Teo is a god who eats to much chocolate

- I'm starting to become king Teo
- maybe you shouldn't eat that much chocolate

by Nagito hoemeada October 4, 2020

The King's Triple Crown

Like the triple crown, but the difference is that you are banging three different girls in all three holes (vaginal, oral and anal) within a 24 hour time period.

Friend: Why didn't we hang out at all yesterday?

You: Sorry, I was busy finally achieving The King's Triple Crown last night with Katie, Kelly and Kara. I was exhausted afterwards.

Friend: Well dang, I'm not even mad. That is quite the accomplishment! Congrats!

by Hale No February 24, 2022

kobe king

Kind, loving, and you want to be around him when ever you see him

Who is that, oh that is kobe king

someone very kind

by Firechick774 May 20, 2018

Rat king

A short person god named Gabe

The rat king ate the child’s flesh

by FrogInABlender April 18, 2022