chains of love

Unhealthy emotional attachment.

Seen Mike lately? Nope, Sissy got him wrapped up with her chains of love.

by kingmarki December 10, 2006

love terd

When one drops by any such internet society (facebook, twitter, myspace etc.) and drop sweet nothings to several people in a matter of seconds just to show you care.

yeah... I thought I was important, but turns out that nice thing she said was just another sad love terd.

"I love you so" - "You are awesome" - "Thanks for coming out!" - "See you soon!" - "Kisses!" - "Nice chatting with you!" - "Can't wait for next weekend!" - "Let's get together real soon!

by angryslotharmy August 1, 2010

Pizza love

Pizza love is a scale used to assess your love for someone. Ie. Saving your last slice of pizza for the love of your life even if you are still hungry. A similar scale can be used with rolos!

"Here I've saved you my last slice of pizza, that's how much I love you". "Wow babe, that's true pizza love!"

by bertieb999 November 7, 2015

love junk

That extra belly fat you have laying around.

Dude, look at that chick's love junk.
Packing some extra holiday love junk are we?

by redrabbit12 March 28, 2010

loser at love

A guy that does't know what do when hes in love.(what a noob)

"wow you're such a loser at love"

by Love Physicist November 18, 2017

Love crime

Love Crime:The opposite of hate crime; The act of showing so much unconditional positive regard to people that it’s otherwise considered criminal by today’s standards.

Love Crime: My ancestors should have given your ancestors a big A$$ hug instead of being complete D%^ks to them since they were all immigrants!

“Fu#%k yeah if you don’t give me a hug now, I’m gonna and come get one!”

by Dom-the-creator July 4, 2018

Love locket

A love locket is a vagina. It is called this because it should be LOCKed until two people fall in love and can cum together as one. Plus, the two people are facing each other when they do it, kinda like they would when the locket is closed, so it makes a lot of sense.

Guy: Hey, can I enter your love locket?
Girl: Yes of course because I love you!
Guy: Suuuuuhweeet! <3

by IshmaleDG March 14, 2014