king poopy butthole

A king that is in fact a poopy butthole in his butt land of poopy stuff

person 1: "Our king is such a king poopy butthole!"
person 2: "I know, I wish we lived in a land without so much poopy :("
person 1: "I know!"

by Paradoxical14 April 07, 2023

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King caking

It is the process of removing a baby shaped dildo from ones anus.

Rob is in recovery from king caking. He can’t join us for horseback riding today.

by J Sitton April 21, 2024

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Vibe king

Lame dude who things he’s hot af but not really tho. Says they bring the mood/booze/goods/all of the above but they rarely, if ever, show up. Honestly sounds like the name of a dildo brand, but it’s fitting cause they’re usually fake dicks lol

Ex. Posts or reposts old club/happy hour pics to their story but actually sitting at home playing an EA 2k-something game or any other basic dude-bro activity

Bro, this party sucks. We should have invited Brad because he’s the vibe king. But dude hasn’t came out with us since that one night, always posting to the story tho :/

by Rowdybb September 14, 2020

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Rusty King Scorpion

When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.

hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.

yeah, i did it to your mom last night.

were in south dakota.

...fuck you

by littleBasini June 12, 2012

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