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Dirty Green

When a girl vomits into a jar, shoves the jar deep into her ass, then gets fucked by a huge stallion horse cock, shattering the jar and tearing both the horse’s dick and Dirty Green’s vagina into a red and orange sauce. The sauce is then blended into a pulp and served to Dirty Green’s girlfriend.
by greenspapa88996430 April 14, 2022
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Green

Adjective. When a person repeatedly does something flaw or just flat out odd.
“Hey, did you hear Brad set his tinder location at a bunch of college towns to scope out the girls? That’s highkey Green as fuck.”

“Wait, Brad used to date your little sister? He’s actually so Green.”
by DaSaintsMan June 26, 2022
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Green Bean

A new Starbucks employee who has absolutely no idea what is going on.
- "Can you make me a coffee frappuccino, please?
- "What's a 'coffee'?"
- "You sure are a green bean aren't ya"
by GreenoBeanoQuarantino September 13, 2017
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Green Gobler

When a dude likes to fuck a chick with a yeast infection, and when he cums he licks her pussy.
by TheSlimReaper February 26, 2011
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Green FN

It means green FUck NiGGer and is used on TikTok platforms
Green FN”
by anonymous March 1, 2024
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Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.
Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."
by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025
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Green One

A name for someone who is extremely weird and used by all. The type of person that drives you around all day.
Hey, can I have sex with a dude in your car green one?
by Sage lastran a April 29, 2021
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