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Mr. Murphy

He is a top level scholar, a well educated man, a hall of fame football player, a hall of fame basketball player who averages 45.7 ppg and an outstanding 12 rebounds per game which is insane because he is 5'7''. He is also a Nascar racer who is undefeated and won the 2018 ping pong championship with his left hand. He has won the Nobel Peace prize and has a purple heart award also he won a grammy and an Oscar. He had a 4.0 gpa and went to Harvard. He secretly one the fortnite world cup it wasnt Bugha. He beat mike Tyson and Muhhamed ali in a fight with one hand. he holds over 400 world records and has a 65 inch vertical. He can do anything and everything to perfection this is only 1/12 of his accomplishments. He is insane.
by anonymous December 1, 2020
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Mr Tuggey

The zestiest 64 year old reacher on the planet.
IS THAT MR TUGGEY???
by IchBinDeinMutter December 15, 2023
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mr tasker

An awesome US history teacher that pulls hella girls and and plays soccer
by anonymous October 18, 2021
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Mr. Longone

Leo: why is jay not silly???!!!

Jay: he’s a mr. longone ofc hes not
by leoweopeo August 13, 2023
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Mr blades

Some old guy at our school who likes to talk about how we’re all gonna be failures at life
His other most notorious act is putting the entire 8th grade in detention
Mr Blades: you’re all gonna be failures in life
(Nolan proceeds to flip off Mr Blades)
by Incest McButtfuck November 27, 2017
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Mr. Yeet

A Man that has the blood of the American Eagle in his veins. Mating call is YeeYee. Sleeps with a pillow under his gun. He's choked out over 100 men using only a single pair 16. He already has more shit done in the day before you roll over and fart. When he quits a job they have to hire 6 people to take his place. Takes advantage of everyday to Yeet and Skeet. Roundhouse kick deaths have went up 8,000% since his Birth in 1992.
by Nudd December 21, 2022
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Mrs Grimace

A large beanbag shaped teacher, who is a grumpy frumpy dumpy old hag who no one likes.
"Watchout here comes Mrs Grimace" Zane said to Mia during Chemistry.
by Chef_Curry3000000 August 28, 2023
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