by Caidabeeboi December 04, 2021
hey nice cat can i touch him?
yeah sure
"gets brutally scratched to death"
no bad ( example of mind controlling powers)
yeah sure
"gets brutally scratched to death"
no bad ( example of mind controlling powers)
by named person May 19, 2023
A person who resents their birth given name. Often a 'Catherine' 'Catrina' Caitlyn' who now identifies herself as Cat.
This makes her quirky and unique, given that internally it doesn't phase them what so ever. But naturally, Cat is known to be the life of the party, the one that gives the best advice and also the most emotional. Can always give great advice, but will be the hardest at accepting someone else's.
Cat will do absolutely anything for anyone. Cat's friends and family are they're world, and everyone knows who Cat is! Sometimes for good things, and also the cheeky things.
This makes her quirky and unique, given that internally it doesn't phase them what so ever. But naturally, Cat is known to be the life of the party, the one that gives the best advice and also the most emotional. Can always give great advice, but will be the hardest at accepting someone else's.
Cat will do absolutely anything for anyone. Cat's friends and family are they're world, and everyone knows who Cat is! Sometimes for good things, and also the cheeky things.
Do you know Cat?
Yeah! She's that girl that threw that awesome party! As if you haven't heard of her, everyone knows who Cat is!
Yeah! She's that girl that threw that awesome party! As if you haven't heard of her, everyone knows who Cat is!
by obiewon June 24, 2021
Hairy stalkers that creep around and have very slowwww matabilisum, they claw your feet when you get out of bed and love you when you have food and reject your sleeping for you to get up and nothing being wrong periotttttt
You:wow today was so much work I think it’s time to sleep
cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*
you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat
You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store
cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*
you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat
You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store
by Ebolafingertoes November 02, 2019
An animal that acts retarded but is actually an evil mastermind, plotting to overthrow the human race
by AnakinSurvivedGangRape January 28, 2021
by A Loser On The Internet November 17, 2017
Johnathan: "Hey Tim, did you see the breaking bad episode last night?"
Tim: "The cat is a domestic species of small carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and is commonly referred to as the domestic cat or house cat to distinguish it from the wild members of the family."
Johnathan: "Bro what the fuck is wrong with you."
Tim: "The cat is a domestic species of small carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and is commonly referred to as the domestic cat or house cat to distinguish it from the wild members of the family."
Johnathan: "Bro what the fuck is wrong with you."
by Detailed June 20, 2023