king da

The most chopped, unemployable, unathletic, physically challenged, discord owner to ever exist

King Da is a bum.

by michealmyersreincarnate October 26, 2025

King

The response given whenever someone says something you don't care about, something obnoxious, to display extreme sarcasm.

A. I just got a super nice ring with a socket, I'm so happy!

King
B. I've done that a lot of times, it's nothing big lol..
King
C. *Humble brag*
Haha, you're such a fucking king

by Classdiscordmoderator November 4, 2019

King Richard

KIng Richard (Dick) is like King Midas, but everything he touches turns to shit.

"Bob, is always in such a bad mood, bringing everyone down around him. It's so hard to get work done with him around"

"Yeah, seriously, he is such a King RIchard"

by Shatonya Sheets October 10, 2023

king defence

in chess when the king defends two or more pieces at the same time

Miguel used the king defence to fend of my fork.

by @goodfriend February 9, 2023

King Kryos

Any man who wins the game "King of the hill" on an iceberg, while wielding an immense walrus.

King Kryos: You all must bow to my large meaty walrus.

by The Rusty Pelican June 5, 2011

couch king

The male version of pillow princess.

Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.

by Kation March 19, 2022

King coonbra

The ultimate coon, rarely seen in the wild. Should steer away if seen!

*not referring to black people*

Friend 1: Joe stole a poptart from Tim.
Friend 2: Joe is a king coonbra

I saw this pack of raccoons being led by the king coonbra doing coon things.

by not trump January 20, 2017