December 13

A day where you can be racist to blacks for black people all day.

John: whats up Black Jimmy: what you say yo?
John: remember its December 13. Jimmy: ohhhhhh

by W4VVY December 13, 2023

December 16th 1991

Don’t bring this up with a guy with a metal arm he might have offed your parents. #hailhydra

Zemo : mission report December 16th 1991
*fight breaks out*
*orphan beaten up*
*friends split up*
*metal arm is destroyed*

by McGremz December 13, 2023

DECEMBER 14TH

Todays the day where you can be as delulu as you want and everyone has to go along with it!

Harper:He totally likes me! He said hi to me in the hallway!
Gabby: no he doesn’t??? He doesn’t even know you?
Harper: it’s December 14TH your supposed to agree with me!

by Delulusolulu December 14, 2023

December 19

National slap the shit out of someone with a slab of concrete day

Me: hey dude it's December 19

Martin: oh shit

*Martin gets hit with a slab of concrete*

Martin: I have been hit with a slab of concrete owie

by Large peanus December 18, 2023

December 19th

National Punch a Ben Day! It's a day where you can punch anyone with the name Ben. Let all your anger out and have fun!

"Hey Ben, guess what day it is!"
"December 19th..."
"Yeah, and thats national Punch a Ben Day!"

*proceeds to punch Ben*

by kmanster December 19, 2023

December 19th

Happy Jingle Jisung day! Grab a friend and jingle a couple Jisung bells, one of the best holidays for STAYs. Make sure to grab some acorns for the squirrels, they tend to come out specifically on this day. 🐿️

“Hey, didn’t you hear? On December 19th, grab your bells, it’s Jingle Jisung day!”

by Jisunny December 19, 2023

December 22nd

national tiktok decemeber 22nd incident! Don't get PTSD!!

jimmy: Yo check tiktok! today is A year since the incident!
john: what incident?
Pizza: the tiktok December 22nd incident!!

Random dude from tiktok: OH NO!

(IDK this is a joke-)

by Gunmarioo December 19, 2023