dab n’ shmear

The art of ejaculating semen on your partner’s body, then using the dick as a paint brush to shmear said semen in a potential artistic fashion. Traditionally on their face.

(Partner speaking) Tonight, when we get home, I want you to dab n’ shmear my face.

by eck07 November 21, 2018

boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

This designates either a subject at school/university, which studies some phenomenon that no one is ever curious about, or a topic of conversation that is absolutely stultifying (boring beyond one's ability to cope).

Formation:
"boring" (Eng. adj.) + "-atics" (Gr. suffix, meaning "the science of")
Etymology:
Created on the spur of the moment by etymology-savvy internauts
Semantically related to:
Umberto Eco's "tetrapiloctomia" - the (intellectual) activity of splitting hairs
Lexically related to:
pragmatics

boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

Anon. student about his professor: He's teaching Boringatics (n.).

Anon. student: I've got to study for my boringatics exam (adj.).

Anon: I am reading Lucretius' poem, De Rerum Natura.
Anon's friend: Boringatics! (interj.)

by elle.ninho March 14, 2011

the eiffel tower slip n slide

When you roll a slip n slide off the Eiffel Tower, or another tall slanted structure, and go slide down, to your ultimate demise.

“Hey, wanna come with me on the Eiffel Tower slip n slide”

by Lofra August 8, 2022

mad bone n

wild crazy loud sex,,where the bed is rock n the wall

man ma you been mad bone n that pig noah again

by Gambino6 July 30, 2025

pip-n-gus

beautiful turmoil of love and hate between two soul mates

they must be a pip-n-gus, have been together forever all they do is fight and argue but I don't know how they would live without each other

by Gus, of pip-n-gus September 4, 2017

grub n tug

Eating a man's ass while simultaneously jerking him off.

Chick gave me the best grub n tug ever last night.

by jcstreetz November 18, 2014

Plex N Sex

Sexual intercourse while watching Plex.

"Hey sugar pie! You want to come over to my Place after School and have some Plex N Sex?"

"Well… Hell yeah baby!"

by H3ntaipet December 7, 2018