Green Light Goose

the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.

Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!

Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!

by Benito Romingez June 10, 2013

Green favor

A Good Favor, something you can do to help a homie out, a favor that they're good for, not to be confused with greenie favor which refers to weed and money

Hey bro can you do me a green favor?

by SwellyLife September 11, 2010

Green month

Where you smoke weed everyday for a month

Bro shall we do green month

by Hasdfjf December 16, 2018

Green humor

A type of humor characterised by its exclusionary nature. The punchline of a green humor joke is that you have a vague idea of what it might be about, but the specifics of it are incomprehensible and impossible to decipher. A good green humor joke is incomprehensible to even the teller of the joke. You can find this type of humor on r/coaxedintoasnafu or r/smugideologyman.

Green Humorist: "OKAY BLUES, TRY REPLACING THE 'SC' IN 'SCREEN' WITH 'G'. THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR TAX DOLLARS."
Victim of "Joke": "Wait, what's the punchline here? It sounds vaguely political, but what does this have to do with anything?"
Green Humorist: "IDK. EVER HEARD OF GREEN HUMOUR BUDDY"

by I hate reddit sometimes January 27, 2025

green is my tea

Yolo, when you chug vomit be like

You: Green is my tea!!
Friend: There’s a hospital down the road!!

Hey honey, i just chugged vomit, and guess what *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!

by LGamer January 1, 2018

green catcher

someone who holds a booger in their nostril that is clearly visible to the public eye.

You need a tissue green catcher?

by baddiegal24069 March 25, 2021

Green flag

Someone that insists they’re not a red flag

Alec- “I’m not a red flag, I’m the biggest green flag known to man. I know my worth”

by BabybenTTS October 19, 2022