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toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.
Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
mugGet the toke godmug.

god

child: Who's god?
father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.
by annoyingcrow March 5, 2022
mugGet the godmug.

Grinding God

A name giving to someone that plays a certain game a lot and makes big cash, the name has only been given to one human so far
“What are you”-Dave

I am the grinding god”-john
by Wild Warren December 13, 2020
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Gods purpose

The dance of the vibrating of legs while thrusting them up and down along with your hands in an orange justice manner.
I did the Gods Purpose to show off to my mom at the school dance.
by Gסd September 26, 2018
mugGet the Gods purposemug.

God

A falsified leader of a religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.
“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
mugGet the Godmug.

god

Senne is een god
by ifyouknowyouknow123 October 28, 2021
mugGet the godmug.

Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet
i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless
by poxytron May 31, 2018
mugGet the Good Morning and God Blessmug.

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