tortured eagle penis

when something smells or looks so bad so bad its compared to an eagles penis that has been mutilated

thats more ugly than a tortured eagle penis

by 2497245156 February 20, 2011

gold plated penis

it means that 1: your penis is popular, 2: people will try to steal your penis, 3: your penis is FUCKING GOLD PLATED!!!!! BRAG ALL YOU WANT!, 4: if you suck it, you will become gold plated all over your body because of the golden pee made by this format: aupp+pp (pee) = auppss (golden pee))., 5: you are a rich man and your gold was stolen, so you take the pills your dead grandpa told you to never take, and you get a aupp. how this could happen: 1: your penis is covered in pee and your penis hardened, 2: someone rich bitch stole your penis, put gold plates around it, and gave it back all in 1 night, 3: you are a woman and wanted a penis, so god granted you a shiny one, 4: you put gold plates around your penis (duh), 5: you stole someone's gold penis and replaced theirs with yours.

remember: these elements on the periodic table make a gold plated penis: au (gold)+mbs (saw)= aup (gold plate). aup+pf (pee factory, AKA. penis)=aupp (gold plated penis).

*you have a 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... % chance to get a gold plated penis when you are born.

by luiyay October 14, 2014

Penis in my asshole

A reply to basically any circumstance that life has dealt you. Usage is normally followed by others near you repeating variations on the original statement. Also best used around homophobes.

"I just lost the game, penis in my asshole." says Guy 1
"No, penis in MY asshole" says Guy 2
"You're all wrong, penis in MY asshole." says Guy 3

by The Cancerous Goose May 5, 2015

trench foot penis

After excessive unprotected sexual encounters, one may develop skin lesions or other unwanted afflictions on the member. These afflictions can cause reproductive harm or damage other bodily functions, as well as being extremely painful.

I just bedded three women in one day, now I have trench foot penis.

by Hussanut June 21, 2019

Micah's Penis Size

The size equivalent to the length of 37 football fields end-to-end

Look, our plane will fly 3 Micah's Penis Size over to New York.

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

Guacamole Nigga Penis

"Guacamole Nigga Penis", Its just fun to say.

Person: Guacamole Nigga Penis
Other Person: Guacamole Nigga Penis
😎🤜🤛😎

by Yessiryessiryessiryessur August 25, 2020

penis lord of scum

Drunken horny loser who thinks he's a babe magnet.

Arises when you mistakenly think the women are interested in you because YOU are drunk (and they are not impressed)

Also, when the beer has made you hyper, and you cannot stop moving/dancing/laughing at every stupid thing. This is the stage where cows get tipped, stuff gets broken, neighbors complain and you get thrown out of public places.

1-Radar was totally in Penis Lord of Scum-mode after swilling trashcan punch at the aloha party, and we have pictures

2-"I am the Penis Lord of Scum. Kneel before me" (said to bikin clad baes momenst before their boyfriends throw you off a balcony)

by Messenger Puppet June 21, 2004