by mr_tl-606 July 13, 2011

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
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by Jeremy Ooten November 24, 2021

Hot person: Hey do u know who is boy._.box?
Not hot preson:No? Who are they?
Hot 0erson: Its an seggsy bitch who uses she/xey pronouns and we need to pray.
Not hot perosn:Why?
Hot person: Because Damien supremacy!
Not hot preson:No? Who are they?
Hot 0erson: Its an seggsy bitch who uses she/xey pronouns and we need to pray.
Not hot perosn:Why?
Hot person: Because Damien supremacy!
by Sophie Walten July 29, 2021
