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Dirty blueberry monkey

when a man, another man, a woman, a transexual midget, and a step ladder put rotten blueberries up each other's anal tube, get on the step laddder and shoot them out of their anus into each other's mouths. they form a circle, with the midget on the ladder, to perform this feat. if the mucles around the anus are too weak to shoot the blueberries, small explosives can be used.

No....We're not high...This really happens. You don't want to be a part of it...Actually...It's really fun, i do it every day, and so does Dom Muscatella.
Dude, i got super wasted and did a dirty blueberry monkey with your mother, your cousin, and your brother...Who looks like a yette. I'm so sorry bro, you might want to clean that step ladder...
by transexualanusgulper July 10, 2010
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Jangles the moon monkey

Me
by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019
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African plain monkey

My god Jethro did u see that African plain monkey
by Dwgram August 21, 2022
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Bob's your monkey

An alternate version of the classic expression bob's your uncle.
who's your uncle?
i don't know but "Bob's your monkey"
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Little Cunt Monkey

(Not to be confused with little cheeky monkey)

A small unrestrained belligerent child, often, but not limited to, the product/offspring of parents that have immigrated from the sub continent

More often than not seen travelling at speed in the back seat of a vehicle, but can also be found frolicking in the front seat while the parents are on their mobile phone, wearing seatbelts and completely oblivous to whats going on, not only in the car, but also on the road.
Look at that little cunt monkey jumping around on the back seat, their parents must hate them or they would be wearing a seatbelt
by The Asylum February 27, 2023
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