dripping faucet syndrome

when leakage piss drips into a man boxers because he stopped to early and his body still wants to piss or he is trying to hold it in when he really needs to go.

Ex1: "Bob hurry up we're going to be late!"
"In a second woman do you want me to get dripping faucet syndrome!?"

Ex2: "Man I need to take a piss so bad I had dripping faucet syndrome all day."

by onrick June 14, 2011

new keyboard syndrome

When you get a new keyboard and for the first few days you can't seem to type anything because you aren't used to the setup of the keys.

I was going to send you that email, but I have new keyboard syndrome.

by madaman333 February 8, 2015

Carpal Tourette Syndrome

A neuropsychiatric disorder characterized by physical tics. These tics travel from the brain down through the carpal cannal causing the subject to experience uncontrolled urges to type mostly incoherent babble and useless drivel. When one finds themselves on social media sites carrying on senselessly, typing a lot but saying mostly nothing, this is known as carpal tourette syndrome (CTS).

It's basically a get out of jail free card for those times when you've typed something that you regret and can't delete it.

I blame my carpal tourette syndrome for last night's facebook rant.

I didn't mean to be so mean when I texted you, it's my carpal tourettes flaring up again.

No I'm not a racist, I have carpal tourette syndrome!

by Bartimus Maximus November 1, 2013

Repeated Tune Syndrome

When your brain recalls the same tune over and over for a long period of time.

An example of Repeated Tune Syndrome would be singing the main chorus of "We Will Rock You" by Queen on repeat like so......we will we will rock you, we will we will rock... you and so on.

by Jtravers January 12, 2011

Irritable Ball Syndrome

Blue balls make you angry, upset, agitated and irritable.

After getting aroused for a while and then not getting off is irritating.

If a girl is known for giving guys blue balls she can be labelled IBS.

Mitch "Yo, why are you sitting with your legs so wide apart and your belt undone?"

Corey "That tease Brandi gave me Irritable Ball Syndrome again."

Mitch "IBS, sucks to be you."

by Lawrencetown April 11, 2013

sore ass syndrome

That unpleasant feeling in your hindquarters after you have ridden your bicycle for the first time in months.

One thing I dislike about early spring is the sore ass syndrome I get from riding my bicycle for the first time after a long, cold winter.

by rickbbiking March 31, 2013

Brackish Water Syndrome

The effect ocean water has on the human body's digestive system. This sydrome causes extremely servere cases of runny poop, that may be of an odd color or shape, and is caused by the body's adjustment to the salty air on the coast.

Everytime I go to the beach my stomach gets tore up! That brackish water syndrome gets me every time.

by Dakota Stan April 12, 2011