Johnny juice

Fuck ton of tequila, ice, and whatever juice the bartender prefers.

Fuck me up and give me a Johnny juice

by Calamus9 November 5, 2020

spawn juice

The gross white stuff that babies are covered in when they're born aka Vernix caseosa

Younger brother: I thought your baby was white?
Dad: No, it was just covered in spawn juice before.

by ljw97 March 7, 2019

hammer juice

Ejaculate.

He pasted my rusty sherif's badge with his hammer juice.

by Ed Richards November 10, 2013

Lizard Juice

A alcoholic beverage, one part medium to top shelf vodka, 3 parts energy drink. Preferably Redbull. Commonly drank by drunken bicyclists in the southeast region of Iowa. Sometimes served with a splash of cranberry juice. This variation is Called a Solid.

Holy shit, it's day 3 of Ragbrai and I've only had 4hrs of sleep. Better start the day with a lizard juice.

by Greinerdumptruckster July 17, 2021

Pussy Juice

A type of juice only pussies will drink. Basically any nonalcoholic drink is considered “Pussy Juice”.

-Yo, what you sippin on?
-Nun, some cranberry juice.
-Get rid of that Pussy Juice and have some tequila.

by Mr.Nastee October 21, 2023

Tooth Paste and Orange Juice

The best drink some one could ever make, if someone gives this to you that means that Respect+ 999 it is so good that your taste buds will die

Tooth paste and Orange juice is nectar of the gods

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

twot juice

Vaginal secretions, as in the residue left in a woman's under garments.

There was twot juice in her panties when he removed them with his mouth.

by Studman63 July 21, 2017