Pirate eye

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.

People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
KathleenLights JessiSmiles

by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018

bug-eyes

a word to describe someone who has eyes almost as big as him

The really fat kid named will is retarded has bug-eyes.

by Small Snack May 8, 2018

Single fish eye

As you're doing your female companion from behind and lick your thumb to jam it up her ass and she gives your the single eye look when she turns her head.

"Man jim, I was fucking Becky and she gave me the old single fish eye"

by Big popeye March 6, 2018

Cunt eye

Deriving from the similar sounding German term 'gazunti' said when a person sneezes, cunt eye is the phenomenon where the penis or fingers of a male are inside of the female genitalia when she sneezes.

Ouch babe, you just gave me a cunt eye! I think it's broken my finger

by Cunt eye man May 9, 2018

tootie eye

A cute way of referring to pink eye. Specifically used when contracted after your eye come in contact with your partners butthole hairs. Commonly occurs when eating a woman's pussy from behind.

"Did you shower after dropping that deuce? Or did we do the nasty medieval style? No? I wished you would have warned me cause I think you gave me tootie eye. At least use wet wipes next time. Tootie eye is serious business."

by Capt'n save-a-ho March 7, 2018

Eye of bendera

A human anus.

When Jackie bent over I saw her eye of bendera winking at me.

by Jrd1mra March 14, 2018

Cursed Eye

A roleplay cliche some people have, it's pretty rare since many people make their characters perfect, yet they have to get some flaws, now here's where it comes in, place it on a perfect OC, and watch everyone around that same OC tremble in fear of the cliche, of, uhh, fear.

"Dude one of my OCs has a cursed eye, what should "eye" do."
Other Person: Grab him an eye replacement.

by Baking Pangolin February 15, 2017