Double ended alaskan pipeline

Take a nice long shit in a condom freeze it. Slide it into your womans ass then slide the other end in your own ass and fuck each other with it till satisfied.

Did a double ended alaskan pipeline with the missus my asshole has never been so sore

by Swoll sensai September 3, 2017

double back hog growler

When a man takes his balls and cock and pushes them backward towards his ass and then B.A.

I dropped my pants and flashed a double back hog growler at the crowd.

by Baaadass Bitch (Bab) December 5, 2017

Double Slap Ass Month

The whole month of November 2019 is just like slap ass month but two hands must be used to slap the ass

Roadman: "Rah swear down it's Double Slap Ass Month why you so pissed"
Bad B: "Immature"
Roadman: "Must be on the blob"

by Bandokay Lz November 3, 2019

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

The very intimate act in which the male lover delicately removes the top cover on the porcelain tank of a toilet. Next he will mount the the tank and begin to defecate. Now the female lover gently sits on the toilet seat facing her male partner. The act begins when she also compenses to defecate while orally accepting his genitalia.

I knew she was the ONE when she pulled me into the hotel bathroom and introduced me the amazing upper decker double blumpkin.

by INFDOC September 9, 2021

ri-double-dick-ulous

(adj. derivative of ridiculous, ridicule) - used to describe something completely absurd that seeks to screw over an individual or group.

When big companies complain their taxes are too high to allow them to hire American workers, while taking advantage of tax loopholes that actually allow them to get money back and spending billions of dollars on political campaigns, it can only be described as ri-double-dick-ulous.

by Obama's Pimp Hand October 9, 2012

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

by Somc33 December 15, 2022

Double decker doo-ha

First. You start by pouring sparkling water into your beautiful bong. Then you place a layer of THC in your bowl. Then you’ll layer some weed. Then top it with some more THC. ENJOY BY SMOKING TILL THE DAY ENDS!

I’m gonna smoke a double decker doo-ha tonight!

by Theawkwardpiza October 23, 2018