Three Finger Double Teabagger

A teacup where the handle can only hold three fingers and the cup can only hold two tea bags worth of tea.

I wanted an espresso cup, but I got a Three Finger Double Teabagger

by Larry The Unstable Guy February 8, 2021

ri-double-dick-ulous

(adj. derivative of ridiculous, ridicule) - used to describe something completely absurd that seeks to screw over an individual or group.

When big companies complain their taxes are too high to allow them to hire American workers, while taking advantage of tax loopholes that actually allow them to get money back and spending billions of dollars on political campaigns, it can only be described as ri-double-dick-ulous.

by Obama's Pimp Hand October 9, 2012

double back hog growler

When a man takes his balls and cock and pushes them backward towards his ass and then B.A.

I dropped my pants and flashed a double back hog growler at the crowd.

by Baaadass Bitch (Bab) December 5, 2017

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

by Somc33 December 15, 2022

O-M-DOUBLE G

Typical reaction when you feel you've been screwed over by some guys.

"I've been banned from Fiverr? O-M-Double G!"
"O-M-Double G! You weren't fast enough, now I can't achieve that epic Victory Royale!"

by JusticeForVoiceoverPete November 12, 2018

Double dick stream slider

When you cum and piss simultaneously and it doesn’t mix so one stream goes into the toilet and the other onto the wall

Hey bro, I had my first double dick stream slider yesterday

Shit dude, how’d you clean it up?

I had my mom do it, I got it on video too if you wanna see

by Cbtmaster420 April 19, 2021

Double Stuf Tan Oreo

When a white guy is in between two beautiful non-white girls trying to fuck and it looks like the white guy is the cream in the middle of an oreo.

Commonly misunderstood with a "Marshmallow Fluff" sandwich.

"Amy we really made a nice oreo, and I bet he enjoyed being the filling of a Double Stuf Tan Oreo."

by CaptainSavesHoes February 18, 2014