First Chapter Syndrome

A common disease amongst fanfiction writers, affects your ability to write a fic beyond the first chapter. The writer is never satisfied with the first chapter of his/her fic and thus can not finish said fic.

Due to Mary-Sue's first chapter syndrome, she was not able to finish the fanfic she was writing in time for the contest deadline.

by TheBlanketMonster January 5, 2010

Team Difference Syndrome

Every year, millions of League Of Legends and other gamers suffer from "Team Difference Syndrome"; thinking that their opposing team, though equal in rank according to the ladder and queue, is somehow way better than their current performing team. They often blame bad luck in the queue and say things like "ri0t fix your shi game". This usually ends with the worst performing player on the losing team talking smack in chat, flaming his allies, telling them they suck and to "Kys" and requesting a team surrender at the earliest possible convenience; Sometimes they'll pepper in a few racial slurs for good measure. Most Team Difference Syndrome sufferers give up long before the game is over and convince themselves of the shortcomings of their allies way before the game is actually lost; they refuse to try to win and simply give up trying. Often if they are killed once or twice they will ragequit and simply disconnect; Some of the worst offenders even resort to cheating because, they theorize, the "game is unbalanced".

ally 1. Guys forfeit at 15:00 their top lane is outperforming, their bottom lane is wrecking, their midlaner is winning lane, and look at their jungle difference yo! <Disconnects>
ally 2. He must be suffering from TDS: Team Difference Syndrome ...

by HighWarlordWarlock November 14, 2020

new keyboard syndrome

When you get a new keyboard and for the first few days you can't seem to type anything because you aren't used to the setup of the keys.

I was going to send you that email, but I have new keyboard syndrome.

by madaman333 February 8, 2015

Carpal Tourette Syndrome

A neuropsychiatric disorder characterized by physical tics. These tics travel from the brain down through the carpal cannal causing the subject to experience uncontrolled urges to type mostly incoherent babble and useless drivel. When one finds themselves on social media sites carrying on senselessly, typing a lot but saying mostly nothing, this is known as carpal tourette syndrome (CTS).

It's basically a get out of jail free card for those times when you've typed something that you regret and can't delete it.

I blame my carpal tourette syndrome for last night's facebook rant.

I didn't mean to be so mean when I texted you, it's my carpal tourettes flaring up again.

No I'm not a racist, I have carpal tourette syndrome!

by Bartimus Maximus November 1, 2013

dripping faucet syndrome

when leakage piss drips into a man boxers because he stopped to early and his body still wants to piss or he is trying to hold it in when he really needs to go.

Ex1: "Bob hurry up we're going to be late!"
"In a second woman do you want me to get dripping faucet syndrome!?"

Ex2: "Man I need to take a piss so bad I had dripping faucet syndrome all day."

by onrick June 14, 2011

Exploding Dick Syndrome

(N) Refers to When you wake up in the middle of the night with a dick full of dick pee. This typically is after periods of long drinking.

Woke up with exploding dick syndrome this morning. Boy, did I have a dick full of dick pee.

by 8========D August 1, 2016

julie andrews syndrome

Having the constant and overwhelming urge to break out into a musical number in every day life.

My daughter is so extra, she even has Julie Andrews Syndrome.

by Linda the mermaid. September 27, 2017