(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.
Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.
by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023
Get the Zoom Poopmug. When you're about to say "shit" but remember that you're in front of little people who can't even watch PG-13 movies without crying and going to their parents.
by TDude53 May 31, 2021
Get the sh- poopmug. I flushed by poop down the toilet
by Lilpumpsavage October 31, 2017
Get the Poopmug. by Pickle June 23, 2020
Get the is poop really epicmug. by #Ihateithere March 11, 2022
Get the Goose poopmug. It is when you are relaxing at home and suddenly you have to shit. So instead of shitting in the toilet you run down the street to a neighbors house and you lean against his front door or screen and try to lay a massive shit. To your disappointment the shit was too small and pathetic. It has to be done again. The same thing repeats itself a second time. You have to come back. The next day you go to the bar that is a couple hundred feet down the street from your neighbors house. You order a beer and half way through the beer your cornhole seems like it is going to squirt. So you run into the bathroom get a bunch of toilet paper and return to your neighbors front door where you lean against it, pull down your pants and squirt a whole puddle of diahrea. Then you wipe your butt and leave the toilet paper there. The next day you hide in the bushes to watch your neighbor clean it up.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
Get the Poop Prankmug.