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Joe

Joe is a guy who is always funny and sarcastic 24/7. He may seem like he doesn’t care much about anything, but he will always have your back. He gets very easily pissed and annoyed, so don’t mess with him too much.
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joe

joe farted
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An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.
Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.
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Joe

Basically a guy with a big dick. That's pretty much it.
I just had a Joe dick last night!

Damn! How did it feel?
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Cup of Joe

A new Mixed drink From Polk County FL Winter Haven area made by a girl bartender with a French boyfriend.
The drink was named by a Mediterranean guy ordering the drink going by the name Joe or Joey. The bartender let him name the drink.
►Cost$ 6-12 -Plus tip*

-Note: Best to be siped from the rim and chew the ice

►The Recipe

-1/4 Baileys Irish Whisky

-1/4 Kaluha

-1/4 Gosslings

-1/4 Creme de cacao liqueur (preferably chocolate)

-1/2 cup of Crushed or soft ice

*Optional Cream or milk

-Shake and serve

►Substitutions, If the bartender doesn't have the required means

-Goslings can be switched out for any old whiskey Jameson or crown works best Some people try vodka as well

Description And Responses
-Has a sweet coffee and chocolate milk taste (yahoo Nesquick French coffee)
-That's all liquor!?? Wow

-Not for a beer lover.
-Taste good and it's strong. #dangerous
-I'll have four
Chantel: I need a drink that's strong and tasty, like coffee and chocolate

James: Sounds like you want a "Cup of Joe"!
Chantel: bartend il have 2 Cup of Joe's
by MediterraneanMan September 18, 2018
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Sloppy Joe

When someone sucks dick while eating food at the same time.
Ex. Tim wanted Angela to give a sloppy joe.
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Go, Joe.

A cry of encouragement when someone is attempting something obviously headed for disaster, such as a two footed jump on to a mud bank to retrieve a stray golf ball.
Man 1: “I’m just going to balance my cell phone precariously on the edge of the toilet bowl while I wash my hands”
Man 2: “Go, Joe.”
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