Timmy and Margaret are stuck taking their stupid family to the airport, and they run into a few obstacles. But there’s songs!
by M0ther Timeskips January 24, 2026
Get the Traffic: The Musical mug.1. Literal cars driving toward you on a road.
2. A gay or straight woman clocking and attempting to pick up you or your friend — especially after one (1) margarita.
2. A gay or straight woman clocking and attempting to pick up you or your friend — especially after one (1) margarita.
“One drink in and now I’m steering her away from oncoming traffic.”
“Wait—actual traffic, or a dangerous looking woman?”
“Wait—actual traffic, or a dangerous looking woman?”
by RockyRaccoon February 7, 2026
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